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V for Vendetta (2005)

Rate: 1
Viewed: 11/08

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11/08: What the hell is this V for Vendetta?

It's more like C for Crap. There's no story but a blend of many elements that are borrowed from different movies: The Count of Monte Cristo, Mission: Impossible II, The Phantom of the Opera, Fight Club, Darkman, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Network, and Nineteen Eighty-Four.

The longer the show runs, the more ridiculous and pretentious it gets and the more brain-dead my mind becomes. Sitting through this CGI masturbation that's clearly intended for retarded IMDb fanboys, I looked at the timer constantly until completion.

When the masked fool wouldn't stop using words that started with the letter V, I only wanted to tell him to shut the vuck up. The pretentious, manipulative message the film sends out isn't different from terrorism which takes advantage of violence as a means to achieve peace or solve world issues. Of course, the approach never works because the long-standing problems will compound more and more, resulting in a perpetual anarchy.

If one doesn't like how the government operates, he can either vote or get involved with politics, but if he won't bother making an effort, then he should shut the vuck up, sit the vuck down, and shut the vuck up. What if the masked guy is an Arab, somebody like...oh, I don't know...Osama bin Laden? Does it change the entire narrative?

All in all, V for Vendetta is a marketing ploy to sell Halloween masks to the glue-sniffing, mentally-challenged teenagers who are young, dumb, and full of junk cum.